Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Five More Poems

A Mistake is Made
by: L. Paul Fobert Jr.

Is there a reason it came to this?
She was telling me why now,
I wasn’t listening.
It wasn’t anything I hadn’t heard on TV.

She had been fighting.
This wasn’t new.
Her friend was in the house
touching her things.

What did he do?
He did something.
He always does something.
Or maybe it was her.
I must have done something wrong.

It was my mistake.

************************************

Will he ever forgive me?
I wouldn’t were I in his shoes.
The spark in his bronze eyes died
when I told him.

The statement of certainty
as I confirmed his thoughts
made his pupils darken black.
He hasn’t spoken since.

I just finished moving her things.
He still won’t look at me.
How do I explain this to him
when I can’t explain it to myself?

This is my mistake.






Midnight
by: L. Paul Fobert Jr.

Tan, peach, cream, rosemary white
crystals twinkling brightly,
all speaking to everyone, yet no one.

Tangy gold, bushy green
vegetation, ageing slowly
within the garden fence.

Fresh morning dew becomes
black magic night. Now all seems lost
when shadows are let loose.

A Dash ‘a salt, a pinch ‘a pepper
reminds them all of
A Witching Hour.






Music
by: L. Paul Fobert Jr.

The rubber against my butt never felt good.
I learned to ignore it.

Inhaling and exhaling
I reminded myself there was no race.
Ignoring the dull throb of my ears
I started my piece.

My arms began to get tired.
Cramps were starting.

Stage lighting has its uses,
audiences do not.
Their major theme, make me sweat.

Recitals are nerve wracking.






Silence Is Golden
by: L. Paul Fobert Jr.

The best time of day is night.
It is a time for silence.
When all is lost, the empty
echoes of the moon are deafening.
Silence use to be golden.

When others are talking
the sound can be loud or soft,
but whispers of subconscious memories
are music to piercing ears.
Silence should be golden.

Bursts of loud noise are bad.
None worse than in areas designated quiet.
Why do cell phones ring in libraries?
If there are dual TV’s, why argue?
Silence can be Golden.

The resounding hours of silence
are betrayed by those who use them
for their own purpose. When silence is broken
the world has nothing.
Silence is golden.






The Bells and Whistles of Insanity
by: L. Paul Fobert Jr.

Bells going off and whistles,
signaling the start of something. Of what?
Bells and whistles represent the start
of everything.
Or is it the end?

Is the oven finished baking bread?
Did a sporting event just reach its conclusion?
Earth’s destruction is predicted
everywhere, every day. That’s it.
The end of everything.

The ringing, pinging and dinging
sounds hollow out strained ears,
no longer calming nerves,
instead they echo in an empty mind.
A crazy mind?

A bell goes off again. A gonglike sound
that doesn’t burrow inside.
This wasn’t imagined.
Down the street kids play with a
plastic gong and mallet.

A whistle sounds in the mind, not
ringing off any walls but the house.
This wasn’t imagined either.
Where did the sound come from?
It doesn’t matter. The crazy mind doesn’t exist.

The window of the house is a reminder of being
Alone in the middle of the woods.
No kids with a gong.
No manmade sounds all week,
only the whistle-ringing of a strained, hollowed-out, empty mind.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Last Day -Twelve Page Play

Last Day

(The curtain is closed over the stage. A BLACK ROBED FIGURE comes from behind the curtain on stage right carrying a red scythe, moving gracefully across the stage in front of the curtain before disappearing behind it on stage left. The curtain rises to reveal a living room. A couch and a love seat sit downstage left with a young woman in her 20’s, named SARAH, sleeping on the couch. A recliner sits mid-stage across from the two other pieces of furniture. A television sits in the backstage between all three. THE BLACK ROBED FIGURE enters from stage right and moves towards Sarah. SARAH snorts in her sleep. The BLACK ROBED FIGURE backs away a few steps, startled, then comes closer again and raises the red scythe to strike. An older woman in her 40’s, named SUSAN, enters stage right. She doesn’t see the black robed figure. SUSAN smiles and walks to Sarah. THE BLACK ROBED FIGURE backs away. SUSAN sits at the end of the couch. SARAH wakes up.)

SUSAN
Hey sleepyhead.

SARAH
Hey.

(The two women kiss passionately)

SUSAN
You told me to wake you up when it was time to pick up Jessie and Alex from their father’s. Still want to go with me?

SARAH
No you go ahead. I’ll be here when you get back.

SUSAN
Are you sure?

SARAH
Yeah. I’ll just finish my nap. I’m going to need it once the kids are home.

SUSAN
All right.

(SUSAN exits stage right. SARAH lies back down and in a few moments is asleep. THE BLACK ROBED FIGURE steps forward and raises her scythe. A SECOND BLACK ROBED FIGURE, named JULIA enters. She is not wearing a hood and is in her early thirties with long cascading black hair as is revealed when she takes off her robe. Underneath she is wearing a white t-shirt and blue jeans.)

JULIA
I’ve harvested all my souls. What about you, Michelle?

(MICHELLE tiptoes over to the right side of the stage)

MICHELLE
(Dark and ominous voice, whispers)
What are you doing here Julia? Go away.

JULIA
I wanted to see how my bestest, best friend was doing on her possible last day.

(MICHELLE glares at Julia)

MICHELLE
(Dark and ominous voice, whispers)
I haven’t gotten fired yet.

JULIA
You will if you don’t kill…

MICHELLE
(Dark and ominous voice, whispers)
3821.

JULIA
…3821. And you better get a move on. The head office wanted her dead two days ago. You need to hurry up or-

MICHELLE
(Dark and ominous voice, whispers)
I’ll have to go back to deskwork.
(Sighs)
I know.

JULIA
Take off that stupid hood you sound ridiculous.

(JULIA takes off Michelle’s hood. MICHELLE is a mid-thirties blond woman.)

MICHELLE
It’s mandatory for all reapers when working, to wear their cloaks. You could be spotted otherwise. You should put yours back on.

JULIA
So why’s it taking so long to bag Ms. 3821?

MICHELLE
(Curtly)
Her name’s Sarah…
(Sighs)
...and I don’t know.

JULIA
It can’t be that hard to just-

(A sound from offstage interrupts Julia. MICHELLE looks to Julia in panic. JULIA just smiles. She walks to her fallen cloak, picks it up, puts it on, and stands in the corner.)

MICHELLE
You’re going to watch me?

JULIA
(Dark and ominous voice, distinct from Michelle’s, yells)
Yes!

(The booming voice awakens SARAH in fright. MICHELLE pulls her hood on in a panic. SUSAN enters stage right with a five year-old boy named ALEX and a ten year-old girl named JESSIE behind her. The two kids start playing tag on the right hand side of the stage. SUSAN sees SARAH shaking with panic and fear. She runs to the couch worried.)

SUSAN
Honey. What’s wrong? Are you all right?

SARAH
I guess. I don’t know. Something woke me up. Did you hear anything?

SUSAN
Can’t say I did. But I just got home.
(Smiles playfully)
Did my poor baby have a nightmare?

SARAH
Want to make it better?

(The two women kiss. ALEX and JESSIE stop playing.)

ALEX AND JESSIE
Ew. Gross.

(SUSAN and SARAH stop kissing and turn to the children smiling)

SARAH
(Playfully)
Girl cooties.

JESSIE
Girls don’t have cooties. Boys do.

ALEX
Uh-uh.

JESSIE
Yu-huh.

ALEX
Uh-uh.

JULIA
(Scares everyone, including Michelle, with dark and ominous voice)
Sarah!

(ALEX scream and runs off stage left)

SUSAN AND SARAH
(Shouts after him)
Alex!

(SUSAN, SARAH and JESSIE head towards stage right)

JESSIE
Who was that mom?

SUSAN
I don’t know Jess.

(SUSAN, SARAH and JESSIE exit stage left. MICHELLE and JULIA throw their hoods off. JULIA is smiling. MICHELLE stomps over to Julia.)

MICHELLE
Why did you do that?

JULIA
I don’t want you to get fired. I’m pushing you in the right direction.

MICHELLE
Do you even know why the head office wants her dead? Do you know what they wrote down in her file? That it’ll be from natural causes. That’s a load of crap. I shouldn’t be a Harvester. You’re the one who’s good at that. I should be a collector. I can’t even decide how to end my first assignments life. I almost took it too soon and now I can’t seem to do it at all. That’s how nervous I am.

JULIA
You’re making this too hard on yourself. Just do it quick. Like pulling off a band-aid. One quick jerk. Right off. And don’t forget we have these for a reason.
(Indicates her scythe)
Without it we’re nothing; we’re people dressing up for Halloween. Just tip the sofa over on her head, or smother her with something, or electrocute her or make a piano fall on her head. It doesn’t even have to be that fancy. Just cut her in half with it, or-

MICHELLE
(Swinging her scythe at Julia)
Like this?

JULIA
(Dodging the scythe)
Watch it. Without our cloaks on fully, we’re just as vulnerable as humans. You know that.

MICHELLE
(Playful threat)
I do know that.

(MICHELLE and JULIA stare at each other for a few moments in silence. JULIA whips her scythe in the direction of the television and it turns on.)

MICHELLE
Don’t you dare.

JULIA
Next round.

(With another flip of her wrist, JULIA uses her scythe to turn the volume up as loud as it will go. MICHELLE and JULIA throw their hoods on. SARAH runs onstage from stage left followed closely by SUSAN. They look around the room, neither one of them see Michelle and Julia. SUSAN walks over to the television and turns it off.

SARAH
I’m starting to think Alex has the right idea.

(JULIA starts walking towards stage left. MICHELLE stops her.)

SUSAN
Hiding under the bed?

SARAH
Yeah. Do you think Jessie can get him out?

JULIA
(Dark and ominous voice, whispers)
I wouldn’t bet on it.

(MICHELLE turns to see if Susan and Sarah heard Julia. JULIA passes by and off stage left at the Michelle’s distraction. MICHELLE sees her leave.)

MICHELLE
(Shouts in dark and ominous voice)
Damn it Julia!

(SUSAN and SARAH look around in shock and fright)

SUSAN
The kids.

SARAH
(Overlapping with above)
Alex. Jessie.

(SUSAN and SARAH exit stage left, running. MICHELLE puts her hand to her forehead in disgust at what she has just done. She starts moving towards stage left. A scream is heard off stage. She runs off stage left. The lights darken the stage. A large fight can be heard. The fight enters the stage. When the lights come back on JULIA and ALEX are lying on stage right, dead. JULIA is not wearing her black reaper robe. SUSAN, SARAH and JESSIE are gathered around the bodies, confused and crying. MICHELLE enters stage left still unseen by them in her reaper robe and holding Julia’s reaper robe, also crying. She walks over to get a view of Julia as she continues crying.)

JESSIE
Mommy? What happened? Why won’t Alex wake up?

(SUSAN cries even harder. SARAH hugs her.)

SARAH
We don’t know Jess.

(JESSIE bows her head. The only sounds are the sounds of SUSAN and MICHELLE crying.)

JESSIE
Who is the girl? I’ve never seen her before.

SARAH
We…don’t know that either. Susan…we need to call the police.
(SUSAN cries even harder at these words)
We can’t just sit here doing nothing. Here, let’s sit you down on the sofa. While I go make the call.

(SARAH guides SUSAN and JESSIE over to the furniture on stage left. SARAH exits stage left. SUSAN tries to collect herself. She looks at Alex’s body and starts to cry again. MICHELLE has bent down over Julia’s body and cries even harder. She lays Julia’s robe next to her body. SARAH enters stage left.)

SARAH
I couldn’t-

(The stage goes dark. There is a lot of confused shuffling and panicked noise. This turns into sounds of a fight. The stage lights come back up. JULIA’S body is gone. REAPER # 1, with his or her hood off, has drawn his or her scythe on Michelle. MICHELLE has her hood removed.)

JESSIE
What’s going on?

SUSAN
(Dangerous whisper)
That’s what I’d like to know.

REAPER # 1
By order of the head office, under Reaper decree 54, Michelle Walker, you are hereby placed under-

MICHELLE
Are you insane? You guys do know our hoods are down right. In front of mortals. That’s Reaper decree 1. And I didn’t murder Julia.

(REAPER # 1 looks at Michelle, not believing her)

MICHELLE
This is your first day on the job, isn’t it?

REAPER # 1
(Threatening)
And your last.

MICHELLE
(Shouts)
I didn’t do anything wrong.

SUSAN
What’s going-

SARAH
Don’t. If we stay out of this we may find out who killed Alex.

REAPER # 1
Where’s the body?

MICHELLE
Her name is Julia and I don’t know.

REAPER # 1
You were sent here to collect the soul of 3821.

SUSAN AND SARAH
What?

JESSIE
What going on mommy?

REAPER # 1
Instead the Reaper Emergency Cleanup intercepted a phone call-

SARAH
But I didn’t make the call. I couldn’t. The phone died on me.

JESSIE
Did someone else?

REAPER # 1
-a phone call to the mortal police. We had to step in when we realized you were doing a job here. We didn’t expect the body of 8833. He wasn’t supposed to be collected for another eighty-three years. We also didn’t expect to see the body of a fellow Reaper. What was she doing here? Where is she now?

MICHELLE
I. Don’t. Know.

REAPER # 1
You’re lying.

SARAH
(Loudly)
Excuse me.

(MICHELLE and REAPER # 1 turn their heads slowly in synchronization towards Sarah.)

MICHELLE
Yes.

SARAH
Could you please explain to us what’s going on?

SUSAN
I think I got it figured out, but this is my home and my son is dead. I want an explanation.

REAPER # 1
(Sighs)
We’re Reapers. Mortals traditionally know us best as The Grim Reaper. Michelle was sent to collect the soul of one Sarah Davidian.

SUSAN
No, I won’t let you.

JESSIE
You can’t.

REAPER # 1
I was sent here to arrest Ms. Donahue for the murder of one of our own kind, a Ms. Julia Whitley. I’m sorry your son got caught in the crossfire. All evidence suggests that-

SUSAN
(Throws herself at MICHELLE and yells)
It’s your fault Alex is dead.

(MICHELLE swings her scythe at Susan. SUSAN stops in stunned disbelief. The scythe is buried in her side. She falls to the ground dead. MICHELLE pulls the scythe out with wide eyes. JESSIE shouts in anguish and drops next to her mother, crying.)

REAPER # 1
This isn’t helping you any.

SARAH
(Overlapping with above; yells)
You bitch!

(SARAH throws herself at Michelle in anger. Instinctively MICHELLE swings her scythe again and the recliner tips over and crushed her head. She lies underneath it dead. The only sound is the sound of JESSIE crying loudly.)

JULIA
(Off Stage)
I would have used the sofa.

(JULIA enters stage right. JESSIE gets up. REAPER # 1 smiles at her)

JULIA
Thanks. I got it from here.

(REAPER # 1 exits stage right. JULIA picks her Reaper robe off the ground and puts it on, leaving the hood off. She waves her scythe around JESSIE’S head. JESSIE starts stumbling around the stage.)

MICHELLE
I can’t believe you’re alive.
(Pause)
Actually I can.
(Swings her scythe at her)
What did you do that to me for?

JULIA
Well I didn’t want you to be fired. The head office said to either find a way to force you to collect 3821 by the end of the day or to help you clean out your desk.

MICHELLE
But look at the body count. And did you really have to fake you death?

JULIA
Two of the perks.

MICHELLE
Only two? What are the others?

(JESSIE stumbles towards Julia. JULIA waves her scythe around Jessie’s head again and she stops stumbling around the stage.)

JULIA
I get to train a new Reaper of my choosing.

MICHELLE
Her?

JESSIE
Who are you guys? Where am I?

(JESSIE looks around the room and sees the dead bodies)

JULIA
Do you want to be a Reaper Jessie?

(JULIA starts guiding JESSIE towards the stage right exit)

JESSIE
Jessie? Is that my name?

(MICHELLE shakes her head and starts to follow)

JULIA
Yeah. So what to you say?

(MICHELLE, JULIA and JESSIE exit stage right)

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Location Play

What About Love

(THE SETTING is a park. Upstage left and downstage right are two benches. In the middle of the stage a merry-go-round sits next to a slide. TWO WOMEN in their twenties are at the bench on stage left. One of them is eating an ice cream cone. This woman, named JANIS, is sitting on the bench while the other, named CASEY, is standing.)

JANIS
What about Jasper Collins? He was always good looking.

CASEY
Janis. Everybody knows Jasper’s lacking in that department.

JANIS
Well, How about Rick Trevors or Nelson Ruthers?

CASEY
Rick needed work the first time around and I’d rather sleep with Nelson Muntz than Nelson Ruthers.

JANIS
Casey. There isn’t exactly a huge list of people. All the good guys are either gay, dead or married. You know that.

CASEY
Happily married?

JANIS
(Shouts in frustration)
Casey!?

CASEY
Fine. Fine.

JANIS
(Puts down her ice cream cone)
Damn. If I’d known you were this picky about finding a guy…

CASEY
What? What would you have done?

(A MAN IN HIS TWENTIES NAMED STEVE enters stage right with a novel and sits on the bench at that end. He sees the girls but does not pay them any mind. He starts reading the novel.)

JANIS
It doesn’t matter. My best advise. If you want to get over Michael, go out and screw the first guy you see. Let’s get to the nearest bar right now.

CASEY
We don’t have to. I just found the perfect guy. He gorgeous. Who is he? Do you know him?

JANIS
I’ve never seen him before.

CASEY
I need to know more about him. I should talk to him. What should I say? I don’t know what to say.

JANIS
Do me a favor.

CASEY
What?

JANIS
Quit acting like you’re in high school. Then we’ll go talk to him together.

(CASEY takes a couple deep breaths. JANIS picks up her ice cream cone. CASEY and JANIS start walking over to stage right. STEVE looks up from his novel to see them coming. He lets out an annoyed sigh. He gets up, closes his novel and exits stage right. CASEY runs the rest of the way over. JANIS takes a lick of her cone and keeps walking.)

CASEY
(A Little panicky)
Where did he go? Why did he leave? Janis…

JANIS
You’re acting like a high schooler again.

CASEY
But why did he leave. I wanted, no, I needed to talk to him. He was a god. He was the one for me.

JANIS
Maybe he didn’t feel the same way.

CASEY
Why not? I’m appealing. I’m experienced. And I’m popular. Isn’t that what guys are looking for in a woman? Of course it is.

(Unbeknownst to either of them, STEVE enters stage left. He puts his novel on the bench before walking over to the merry-go-round, giving it a couple of big pushes and riding it.)

JANIS
I still think we should head to the nearest bar to get you a guy. There’ll be alcohol. And I’m starting to wish I was wasted.

(JANIS and CASEY start to walk off stage right when STEVE lets out a loud yell. The speed of the merry-go-round became too fast to control and STEVE was thrown from the merry-go-round. JANIS and CASEY both run over.)

CASEY
Are you all right?

(STEVE gets up off the ground and brushes himself off)

STEVE
No harm done. I’m Steve.

JANIS
Are you sure you’re all right Steve?

CASEY
Yeah, because I wouldn’t mind nursing you back to health. I took a CPR class.

JANIS
Does it look like he needs CPR Casey?

CASEY
Do you want to go out with me? Tomorrow? Next week? (Pause) Today?

STEVE
Sorry. No.

(CASEY looks at him in shock, horror, and outrage for a moment. She grabs the ice cream cone out of JANIS’S hand, who is currently taking a lick from it. CASEY shoves the cone, ice cream first, into Steve’s face before walking towards stage left. She sees the novel on the bench as she walks by and throws it onto the ground before exiting stage left. STEVE uses his shirt to start cleaning his face.)

JANIS
Sorry about her.

STEVE
It’s all right.

JANIS
I should probably go after her. (Pause) But I don’t want to.

(STEVE and JANIS walk over to the stage left bench and sit down)

STEVE
Are you going to hit on me too?

JANIS
No. I’m just curious. It’s been a long time since a guy wasn’t interested in either one of us. So…

(CASEY enters stage left. She walks up behind the bench that Steve and Janis are sitting at. CASEY listens in on their discussion.)

STEVE
Do you really want to know?

JANIS
If you want to tell me.

STEVE
I don’t believe in love.

JANIS
(Shocked)
What?

CASEY
(Outraged)
What?

JANIS
(Sarcastically)
Hello Casey.
(Smugly)
Do you have something to say to your crush?

STEVE
I’m talking about romantic love of course.

CASEY
(Sits down on the bench with the other two)
I don’t get it. You just don’t believe, what, that it exists at all.

STEVE
Love is lust in disguise. People have hands.
(Makes a jerking off gesture)
They don’t need some random nobody to make them cry.

CASEY
(Outraged)
So you don’t date at all?

STEVE
Dating just leaves people broke and marriage ends in divorce.

JANIS
(Curious)
Why all the theories.

STEVE
Most people are born with these theories. It’s where cooties come from. I kissed a girl at the age of five and never changed the cooties theory after that.

JANIS
I can respect that.

CASEY
(Shouting)
What!?

STEVE
And I respect other people’s opinions on love, even if they’re not my own. But just because I’m attracted to you doesn’t mean I’ll give into it.

CASEY
Huh?

STEVE
Just because I’m attracted to you doesn’t mean I’ll give in to it.

JANIS
Haven’t you been listening Casey?

CASEY
(Shouts)
Yes I have, but I don’t understand how someone as attractive as you doesn’t want me! How can you say you’re attracted to me and not want to fuck me! I’m beautiful goddamn it! Take me!

(As Casey is shouting, A MAN crosses the stage from stage left to stage right. THE MAN catches Casey’s eye.)

CASEY
There’s nothing wrong with my body! I…I…uh…have a good day Steve. I’ll catch you later Janis. Hey you! Wait!

(Casey follows the man off stage right. The curtain closes on JANIS and STEVE laughing.)

Three Person Conflict Play

Do You Love Me?

(THE SETTING is a dining room. The table sits off to stage left and the refrigerator, counter, stove and washing machine sit on stage right. AN OLDER WOMAN is cutting vegetables at the counter. A FIVE-YEAR-OLD BOY NAMED ZACK enters from stage right.)

ZACK
Mom? When is sis gone get here?

MOM
She’ll be here soon honey. Why don’t you go play with your Legos ‘til she does?

(ZACK exits stage right. There is silence on stage for a few moments while MOM continues cutting the vegetables. She cuts her finger and gasps in pain. She turns on the sink and washes the cut. A doorbell is rung.)

MOM
Zack, sweetie, can you-

(ZACK enters stage right at a run and exits stage left)

MOM
Don’t run. You’ll fall.

(MOM starts setting the table. ZACK comes back in a few seconds later with a twenty-one year old girl wearing bell-bottoms and sneakers in the style of the seventies.)

LEX
Hi mom.

MOM
(Without looking at her she continues to set the table)
Hi. I asked you to dress nice. You look like a drugged out hippy wearing that.
(There is an uncomfortable silence that ZACK does not notice as he plays with his Lego Man on the floor, while MOM finishes setting the table. MOM turns to Lex.)
How are you?

LEX
I’m good. You?

MOM
Zack? Baby? Why don’t you go in the other room?

ZACK
Aah mom…

MOM
(Strangled voice)
Honey. Please.

ZACK
I want to play with sis.

(LEX smiles a huge smile and picks Zack up)

MOM
I got you a new set of Legos to play with.

(ZACK jumps out of Lex’s arms and exits stage right at a running pace)

LEX
(Coldly)
Bribe or gift?

MOM
Now Lex-

LEX
Why is it so hard for you to let anyone else get close to your favorite child? Why do you favor him? Why does Zack get pet names and I don’t?

MOM
Lex-

LEX
That’s what I mean. We used to be close. So close that I never had to ask these questions. I never had to wonder at all.

MOM
(Walking towards the refrigerator)
Do you want something to eat? We should eat. Dinner’s almost ready.

LEX
(Yells)
Tell me damn it!

(MOM turns to face Alexis. She stays silent as she stares at Alexis. ZACK enters the dining room from stage right. No toys in his hands.)

ZACK
(Whispers)
What’s going on?

(LEX and MOM ignore him)

LEX
Do you love me?

MOM
I don’t know.

(The stage darkens and the curtain closes)

Two Person Conflict Play

Am I Cinderelly?

(THE SETTING is a fourteen-year-old boy’s bedroom. There is a bed, a desk, and a dresser with neatly piled and expensive comics of all kinds on it. THE BOY who lives in the room enters and slams the door behind him.)

MOM
(Yells from off stage)
Dougie! Don’t slam the door!

DOUG
(Yells)
Fine!
(Mumbles)
And don’t call me Dougie damnit.

MOM
(Yells from off stage)
Don’t yell! Oh, and before I forget, the trash needs taken out before dinner!

DOUG
Do this. Do that. Take out the trash. Do the laundry. When do I have time for me? Just me. Is there anything around here I can do?

MOM
(Yells from off stage)
Dougie!

DOUG
(Yells)
I’m coming!
(Mumbles)
Not like you care anyway.
(Pacing)
Why would you? You haven’t called me Doug since before dad died. It’s always “Dougie” this and “Dougie” that. I’m the live version of Cinderella in this house.
(Sings to the tune of “Cinderella Work Song”)
Dougie, Dougie, Dougie, Dougie, night and day it’s Dougie, Dougie.


MOM
Dougie! Trash! Dinner!

DOUG
(Yells)
Screw you!
(Puts his hand to his mouth and opens his eyes wide)
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Damn it. Damn it Damn it!

(DOUG pushes his comic books onto the floor. Pounding footsteps can be heard from offstage. They get a little louder with each stomp indicating that they are getting closer to the bedroom. MOM throws the bedroom door open wide.)

MOM
(Shouting in anger)
What did you say!?

DOUG
Uh, sorry.

MOM
(Sees the mess and points at it)
What’s that? Your going to pick those up and then your going to go empty the trash like I told you to.
(DOUG starts to leave)
You’re lucky I don’t make you stay in here for the rest of the day without any dinner.

DOUG
(Turns to her in anger and says lowly)
If I were sent to my room, the dinner wouldn’t get done. I’m the maid around here remember. I serve you.

(MOM slaps Doug across the face. DOUG looks at her in shock. MOM covers her mouth and widens her eyes in the same way Doug did earlier. DOUG leaves the room without saying another word. MOM quietly cleans up the comic books and puts them back on the dresser before sitting on the bed and crying. After a few moments of silence a loud bang is heard from off stage. MOM looks up sharply, but doesn’t move. A few more moments pass. DOUG appears in the doorway. MOM sees him. They stare at each other for a few long moments.)

MOM
Doug I-

DOUG
Don’t say anything. Just go.

(Mom leaves the bedroom. The curtains close.)

A Play Without Words

Trying to Connect

The curtain opens on a twenty-year-old woman wearing headphones sitting on a park bench. She is bopping her head in time with the music that only she can hear. Two sixty to seventy-year-old women walk by behind her. They whisper to themselves as they stare at her. They both raise their chins and continue walking away. A middle-aged man walks by in front of her. The woman notices him. She stops bopping her head to the music. He gives her two thumbs up. She scowls at him. He smiles a huge toothy smile at her before walking away. She gives him the bird to his back before going back to bopping her head in time with the music.

A little boy the age of five and a little girl the age of ten run by. They are playing tag. The woman recognizes them. She smiles. The little boy stops. Slowly and shyly he walks over to the woman and hugs her around the legs. The woman removes her headphones before picking him up. The little girl stops running. She looks around in confusion before noticing what the little boy is now doing and rolls her eyes. She walks over to him and stomps her foot. The woman puts the boy down and the two continue playing tag.

The woman watches the children. Another woman of about forty comes up behind her. She puts her hands over the younger woman’s eyes. The younger woman smiles. She turns around and stands up. The two women kiss on the lips passionately. The two kids see this. The little girl pretends to gag. The little boy looks at the older woman and runs to hug her around the legs. The two women stop kissing. They look down and smile. The older woman picks up the little boy. The little girl stand closely next to the older woman. They all start walking away and as they do the younger woman sticks her hand into the older woman’s back jeans pocket.